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		<title>Twas the Night Before the Night Before Christmas</title>
		<link>http://peteralanherbert.com/2010/12/25/twas-the-night-before-the-night-before-christmas-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Dec 2010 19:50:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[‘Twas the night before the night before Christmas, when under the house Something was stirring, probably that damn mouse. The traps were set by the pantry with care, In hopes that the cereal-eating, cupboard-shitting bastard would soon be there. The &#8230; <a href="http://peteralanherbert.com/2010/12/25/twas-the-night-before-the-night-before-christmas-2/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=peteralanherbert.com&amp;blog=9176947&amp;post=1109&amp;subd=peteralanherbert&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Canada Suffers Life-Threatening Injuries in Freak Accident, US Donates Oregon</title>
		<link>http://peteralanherbert.com/2010/09/15/canada-injured-us-donates-oregon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Sep 2010 23:47:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ONTARIO, CANADA &#8212;In a freak accident late Tuesday night, Canada, the large land mass found to the North of the United States, sustained major injuries and was in critical condition until early this morning when the country&#8217;s status was reduce &#8230; <a href="http://peteralanherbert.com/2010/09/15/canada-injured-us-donates-oregon/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=peteralanherbert.com&amp;blog=9176947&amp;post=1097&amp;subd=peteralanherbert&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Technical Difficulties at Miley Concert Disable Auto-Tune: Audience Dicovers She&#8217;s Really Belching</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 17:05:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Digby Delbert Dinglepott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[COLUMBUS, OH &#8212; In the heart of the Midwest late Wednesday (a school night!) during her I&#8217;m a Big Girl Now, I&#8217;ll Do What I Want tour, teen pop sensation Miley Cyrus (aka Hannah Montana) experienced on-stage technical difficulties when &#8230; <a href="http://peteralanherbert.com/2010/09/09/mileycyrus-autotune-belching/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=peteralanherbert.com&amp;blog=9176947&amp;post=1091&amp;subd=peteralanherbert&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Christians to Build &#8220;Totally Awesome&#8221; Church Surrounding Ground Zero Mosque</title>
		<link>http://peteralanherbert.com/2010/09/03/christians-to-build-kick-ass-church-surrounding-ground-zero-mosque/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:53:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Digby Delbert Dinglepott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK, NY &#8212; In a brilliant display of religious freedom, the Christian community has rallied together to raise the funds to build a nondenominational christian center for worship and fitness completely surrounding the controversial &#8220;Ground Zero Mosque&#8221;. &#8220;In essence, &#8230; <a href="http://peteralanherbert.com/2010/09/03/christians-to-build-kick-ass-church-surrounding-ground-zero-mosque/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=peteralanherbert.com&amp;blog=9176947&amp;post=1084&amp;subd=peteralanherbert&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Laughter Not Best Medicine, Studies Show</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 20:31:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Digby Delbert Dinglepott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[PORTLAND, OR &#8212; In a startling new study coming out of the Funny Bones &#38; Health Institution of Portland, OR, doctors have discovered that laughter is, in fact, not the best medicine. &#8220;Through extensive research we have discovered that laughter &#8230; <a href="http://peteralanherbert.com/2010/09/02/laughter-not-best-medicine/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=peteralanherbert.com&amp;blog=9176947&amp;post=1068&amp;subd=peteralanherbert&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Nation Celebrates Cinco De Mayo For Some Reason</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 16:33:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Digby Delbert Dinglepott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[GREAT FALLS, MT&#8212;On the fifth day of the fifth month of the year, May 5, today, the entire country joins together in drinking, dancing, and drinking to celebrate the holiday Cinco de Mayo for some significant reason or another, certainly, &#8230; <a href="http://peteralanherbert.com/2010/05/05/nation-celebrates-cinco-de-mayo-for-some-reason/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=peteralanherbert.com&amp;blog=9176947&amp;post=1028&amp;subd=peteralanherbert&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Anthropologist Makes Startling Discovery: &#8220;There Are Still Plenty of Mahicans&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://peteralanherbert.com/2010/04/29/anthropologist-make-startling-discovery-there-are-still-plenty-of-mahicans/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 18:47:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Digby Delbert Dinglepott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[MADISON, WI &#8212;- A local historian and anthropology professor, 53-year-old Franklin Bloom, recently made a startling discovery while shopping for socks at the local Wal-Mart &#8212; a discovery that would turn our perceptions of American Indian History, our devout loyalty &#8230; <a href="http://peteralanherbert.com/2010/04/29/anthropologist-make-startling-discovery-there-are-still-plenty-of-mahicans/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=peteralanherbert.com&amp;blog=9176947&amp;post=1003&amp;subd=peteralanherbert&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Country&#8217;s Handicapped Outraged By Healthy, Normal People&#8217;s Flagrant Display of Walking</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 17:50:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Digby Delbert Dinglepott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[CHICAGO, IL&#8212;Millions of wheelchair-laden and crutch-clad Americans are voicing their anger about all the other more healthy and normal people&#8217;s blatant and flagrant display of discriminatory standing and walking, as if it weren&#8217;t a big deal. The Coalition of Handicapable &#8230; <a href="http://peteralanherbert.com/2010/03/24/countrys-handicapped-outraged-by-healthy-normal-peoples-flagrant-display-of-walking/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=peteralanherbert.com&amp;blog=9176947&amp;post=997&amp;subd=peteralanherbert&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>FOX Sues Itself For Copyright Infringement</title>
		<link>http://peteralanherbert.com/2010/03/18/fox-sues-itself-for-copyright-infrigement/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 18:01:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Digby Delbert Dinglepott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[LOS ANGELES, CA &#8212; Early Thursday morning Fox Broadcasting Company filed a 200-million-dollar lawsuit against the Fox Broadcasting Company for copyright infringement, saying that &#8220;The Cleveland Show is just a crappy knock-off clone of American Dad!, which is just a &#8230; <a href="http://peteralanherbert.com/2010/03/18/fox-sues-itself-for-copyright-infrigement/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=peteralanherbert.com&amp;blog=9176947&amp;post=985&amp;subd=peteralanherbert&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Gays Urge Clay Aiken Back Into Closet</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 18:11:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[LOS ANGELES, CA&#8212;In a recent interview published in the March edition of People Magazine, the Gays  strongly urged Clay Aiken to &#8220;please, for the love of god, get back into the gosh darn closet.&#8221; Citing that at this point he &#8230; <a href="http://peteralanherbert.com/2010/03/16/gays-urge-clay-aiken-back-into-closet/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=peteralanherbert.com&amp;blog=9176947&amp;post=981&amp;subd=peteralanherbert&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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