Weird Al seen with his best friend, P@H.
LOS ANGELES, CA – Five days after winning a Grammy award for Song of the Year, Alfred Mathew “Weird Al” Yankovic filed for bankruptcy, saying that “the music industry as it is today has become completely unparodyable.” Continue reading
Fatties Finally Have a Reason To Live.
LOS ANGELES, CA — One of the country’s leading pharmaceutical developers, ExPloiticor Inc., has announced the launch of a brand new weight-loss pill, called Placebor, that promises to revolutionize the industry. The pill, taken once daily as a suppository, is revolutionary for the fact that it has a time-and-effort release activation, activated by rigorous activity and aerobic exercise, that will practically instantly, after weeks and weeks and weeks, melt unwanted and disgusting fat from the waist, thighs, and buttocks. Continue reading
PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA — A team of doctors, working off a suspicion sparked by year after year of “6 more weeks of winter”, put the famous Groundhog Day groundhog Punxsutawney Phil through rigorous psychiatric tests and finally diagnosed the whistle-pig as a severe sciophobic…or one who is abnormally afraid of shadows. Continue reading
NEW YORK CITY — Looking to bring in a larger Muslim audience, television’s longest running children’s program will now be brought to you by the Arabic alphabet. Continue reading
LOS ANGELES – Just weeks after leaving the University of Tennessee for the greener grass of Southern California, the new Trojans’ head football coach Lane Kiffin announced Thursday he has agreed to take the open head father position of another family, leaving his current family behind to pick up the pieces….
Read the whole article at here at the Blue Workhorse!
http://www.blueworkhorse.com/articles/college-football/usc-coach-lane-kiffin-leaves-current-family-takes-offer-from-better-family
PORTLAND, OR – The courageous tear-filled confession of St. Louis Cardinal slugger Mark McGwire, a shocking and public admission to having taken performance- and ratings-enhancing drugs, has inspired the sky to follow suit, and at long last, admit that it is, indeed, blue…….
Read the whole thing here at the Blue Work Horse.
http://blueworkhorse.com/articles/mlb/mark-mcgwires-brave-confession-inspires-sky-to-admit-its-blue
I’ll begin with a question: How is Blockbuster still in business? Or any video rental establishment for that matter?
It’s like they don’t even try. They are all once-glorious captains who’ve hit the proverbial digital iceberg and are now going down with the ship — they know it, we know it. Continue reading
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WASHINGTON – Early Friday morning the world was both shocked and outraged when rapper Kanye West interrupted President Obama during his acceptance speech after the surprise announcement of his Nobel Prize win. Continue reading
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