COLUMBUS, OH — In the heart of the Midwest late Wednesday (a school night!) during her I’m a Big Girl Now, I’ll Do What I Want tour, teen pop sensation Miley Cyrus (aka Hannah Montana) experienced on-stage technical difficulties when the sound system’s auto-tune cut out mid-song. What the audience heard when the system malfunctioned was eructation.
That’s right. She was belching. Continue reading
LOS ANGELES, CA — Early Thursday morning Fox Broadcasting Company filed a 200-million-dollar lawsuit against the Fox Broadcasting Company for copyright infringement, saying that “The Cleveland Show is just a crappy knock-off clone of American Dad!, which is just a crappy knock-off clone of Family Guy, which has gotten pretty crappy itself.” Continue reading
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LOS ANGELES, CA—In a recent interview published in the March edition of People Magazine, the Gays strongly urged Clay Aiken to “please, for the love of god, get back into the gosh darn closet.” Continue reading
Weird Al seen with his best friend, P@H.
LOS ANGELES, CA – Five days after winning a Grammy award for Song of the Year, Alfred Mathew “Weird Al” Yankovic filed for bankruptcy, saying that “the music industry as it is today has become completely unparodyable.” Continue reading
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