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Groundhog Diagnosed With Severe Case Of Sciophobia — The Fear of Shadows

PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA — A team of doctors, working off a suspicion sparked by year after year of “6 more weeks of winter”, put the famous Groundhog Day groundhog Punxsutawney Phil through rigorous psychiatric tests and finally diagnosed the whistle-pig as a severe sciophobic…or one who is abnormally afraid of shadows. Continue reading